tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-57025425680754656882011-07-30T17:45:24.999-04:00i ain't got no pitchforks. i ain't got no prophesy neither.christahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05284719329136227351noreply@blogger.comBlogger61100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5702542568075465688.post-19277533885702023912010-09-04T21:26:00.001-04:002010-09-05T11:53:11.228-04:00<object height="385" width="640"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hM1YrSN42-0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hM1YrSN42-0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="385"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5702542568075465688-1927753388570202391?l=pitchforkprophesy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>christahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05284719329136227351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5702542568075465688.post-24701301017004543222010-09-04T15:13:00.004-04:002010-09-05T11:58:25.536-04:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WUiSc4d48s0/TIO95290QVI/AAAAAAAAASQ/k6ySreNkYMA/s1600/wear-the-sweater.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WUiSc4d48s0/TIO95290QVI/AAAAAAAAASQ/k6ySreNkYMA/s320/wear-the-sweater.jpg" /></a></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WUiSc4d48s0/TIO99Y8AO8I/AAAAAAAAASY/443O9CJBgAY/s1600/fetish_09.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WUiSc4d48s0/TIO99Y8AO8I/AAAAAAAAASY/443O9CJBgAY/s320/fetish_09.jpg" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">just in time for fall!</td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5702542568075465688-2470130101700454322?l=pitchforkprophesy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>christahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05284719329136227351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5702542568075465688.post-40451479268312154642010-09-03T13:48:00.000-04:002010-09-03T13:48:56.609-04:00the university of central florida is developing a video game to help teenage girls resist peer pressure when it comes to sex.<br /><br />i can't decide if it's really hilarious or really creepy.<br />it would totally be hilarious if they weren't spending $434,000 of federal tax dollars to make it.<br /><br /><object data="http://www.myfoxorlando.com/video/videoplayer.swf?dppversion=4227" height="280" id="video" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="320"><param value="http://www.myfoxorlando.com/video/videoplayer.swf?dppversion=4227" name="movie"/><param value="&skin=MP1ExternalAll-MFL.swf&embed=true&adSizeArray=300x240&adSrc=http%3A%2F%2Fad%2Edoubleclick%2Enet%2Fadx%2Ftsg%2Ewofl%2Fnews%2Fcolorado%2Fdetail%3Bdcmt%3Dtext%2Fxml%3Bpos%3D%3Btile%3D2%3Bfname%3D072610ucf%2Ddeveloping%2Dvirtual%2Dgame%2Dabout%2Dsex%3Bloc%3Dsite%3Bsz%3D320x240%3Bord%3D372753722919692100%3Frand%3D0%2E16606584575772576&flv=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Emyfoxorlando%2Ecom%2Ffeeds%2FoutboundFeed%3FobfType%3DVIDEO%5FPLAYER%5FSMIL%5FFEED%26componentId%3D132926464&img=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia2%2Emyfoxorlando%2Ecom%2F%2Fphoto%2F2010%2F07%2F26%2F072610ucf%2Dvirtual%2Dgame%5Ftmb0004%5F20100726223916%5F640%5F480%2EJPG&story=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Emyfoxorlando%2Ecom%2Fdpp%2Fnews%2Forange%5Fnews%2F072610ucf%2Ddeveloping%2Dvirtual%2Dgame%2Dabout%2Dsex&category=&title=072610ucf%2Dvirtual%2Dgame&oacct=&ovns=" name="FlashVars"/><param value="all" name="allowNetworking"/><param value="always" name="allowScriptAccess"/></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5702542568075465688-4045147926831215464?l=pitchforkprophesy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>christahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05284719329136227351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5702542568075465688.post-37742392155870215172010-09-02T18:18:00.000-04:002010-09-02T18:18:39.908-04:00<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.popfi.com/wp-content/uploads/creepy-kid-with-pork-and-beans.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://www.popfi.com/wp-content/uploads/creepy-kid-with-pork-and-beans.jpg" width="286" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">holy fucking shit</td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5702542568075465688-3774239215587021517?l=pitchforkprophesy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>christahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05284719329136227351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5702542568075465688.post-89875829321317292152010-09-01T20:26:00.000-04:002010-09-01T20:26:53.614-04:00i'm going to paint a wooden boat shelf thing.<br /><img border="0" height="0" src="http://counters.gigya.com/wildfire/IMP/CXNID=2000002.0NXC/bT*xJmx*PTEyODMzODY1NDgyNjQmcHQ9MTI4MzM4NjU1MTcyMSZwPTEyNTg*MTEmZD1BQkNOZXdzX1NGUF9Mb2NrZV9FbWJlZCZn/PTImbz1mNGRkNjYzZGRhMmU*MjdiYjY5NGIzYThjOTA2Yjc4ZiZvZj*w.gif" style="height: 0px; visibility: hidden; width: 0px;" width="0" /><br />i was looking for inspiration by searching "underwater" on google images.<br />...which led to my search for more jellyfish pictures.<br />...which ended up leading to <b><i>THIS</i></b>:<br /><br /><br /><br /><object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,124,0" height="278" id="ABCESNWID" width="344"><param name="movie" value="http://abcnews.go.com/assets/player/walt2.6/flash/SFP_Walt.swf" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /><param name="flashvars" value="configUrl=http://abcnews.go.com/video/sfp/embedPlayerConfig&configId=406732&clipId=9226474&showId=9226474&gig_lt=1283386548264&gig_pt=1283386551721&gig_g=2" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://abcnews.go.com/assets/player/walt2.6/flash/SFP_Walt.swf" quality="high" allowScriptAccess="always" allowNetworking="all" allowfullscreen="true" pluginspage="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="344" height="278" flashvars="configUrl=http://abcnews.go.com/video/sfp/embedPlayerConfig&configId=406732&clipId=9226474&showId=9226474&gig_lt=1283386548264&gig_pt=1283386551721&gig_g=2" name="ABCESNWID"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5702542568075465688-8987582932131729215?l=pitchforkprophesy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>christahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05284719329136227351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5702542568075465688.post-64959930031091645042009-11-22T14:03:00.005-05:002010-09-04T15:14:00.392-04:00The other night I was having a dream about going nutso shooting some zombies, and all was well and good until the dream took a turn for the worse when some dumb kid started screaming about his arm... just yelling "ARM! ARM!" over and over again. I was pissed.<br /><br />...<i>So</i> pissed that I woke up. And the sound was still there. Someone or some<i>thing </i>was yelling incessantly. I looked out the window to see if I could find out what was making that damn sound, but I found nothing. I seriously thought it was a fucking crazy person for the longest time.<br /><br /><br />This is a not very awesome thing to happen at 4am.<br /><br />I heard the same sound the next day around 7:30 pm. I went outside to try to pinpoint it, but then the sound got louder and it seemed like it was getting closer so I scurried back inside... royally creeped out.<br /><br />I asked the internet.<br />The answer?<br />It was a fox. A fox's territorial call.<br /><br />These guys were smart enough to record it. And they're right... it's creepy as shit.<br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XeJKN9GX810&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XeJKN9GX810&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5702542568075465688-6495993003109164504?l=pitchforkprophesy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>christahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05284719329136227351noreply@blogger.com0