the creepiest toy of all time

it's almost sweater time!

just in time for fall!

crediting the grandma's virginity podcast for this one

the university of central florida is developing a video game to help teenage girls resist peer pressure when it comes to sex.

i can't decide if it's really hilarious or really creepy.
it would totally be hilarious if they weren't spending $434,000 of federal tax dollars to make it.

...i think we have a theme!

holy fucking shit

here's something terrifying for you today

i'm going to paint a wooden boat shelf thing.

i was looking for inspiration by searching "underwater" on google images.
...which led to my search for more jellyfish pictures.
...which ended up leading to THIS:

"creepy as shit"

The other night I was having a dream about going nutso shooting some zombies, and all was well and good until the dream took a turn for the worse when some dumb kid started screaming about his arm... just yelling "ARM! ARM!" over and over again. I was pissed.

...So pissed that I woke up. And the sound was still there. Someone or something was yelling incessantly. I looked out the window to see if I could find out what was making that damn sound, but I found nothing. I seriously thought it was a fucking crazy person for the longest time.


This is a not very awesome thing to happen at 4am.

I heard the same sound the next day around 7:30 pm. I went outside to try to pinpoint it, but then the sound got louder and it seemed like it was getting closer so I scurried back inside... royally creeped out.

I asked the internet.
The answer?
It was a fox. A fox's territorial call.

These guys were smart enough to record it. And they're right... it's creepy as shit.